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| Saturday, 27-Nov-2004 00:00 |
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Look At Me, Pinky - You'll See What I Can Be
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I continued on trying out new bodies (remember - I went away with Al, my alien friend. On his planet, they can change themselves into anything, anyone.), trying to be the perfect something for my dear Pinky. 
I tried out Megatron, but Al didn't think Pinky would like playing with all those parts.  So next I tried the thug in #2. I thought that way Pinky would never forget who's in charge. But Al said it's imperative to let girls think they're the ones in charge. At all times!  So next I tried being a big Piglet--so that we'd both be pink. Al said I was way too big and would crush my darling Pinky. 
Just you wait, Pinky, you'll see what Al made me. He made me just perfect. I hope that you'll love me no matter what...because I definitely love you, Sweet Pea!
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| Wednesday, 17-Nov-2004 00:00 |
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Please Don't Be Mad, Pinky!
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Oh, dear, Pinky's mad at me. She thinks that I'm not ready to get married, that she has been doing all the work, that I'm not monkey enough for her...I suggested Oct. 31 as the BIG DAY, but she didn't respond. I assumed she didn't love me, that there was something wrong with me. So I went away with Al, my alien friend. On his planet, they can change themselves into anything, anyone. I thought I would become something better for Dear, Sweet Pinky. 
At first I thought I would be a bowl of grapes...so that Pinky could eat me. But Al didn't like that idea. So then I thought I'd be a box of Ding Dongs...because all girls love Ding Dongs.  But Al thought that was tacky. So then I decided I'd be a cute little orange bear...so that Pinky would hug me all night long. But Al didn't think that bears and monkeys would mix company.
Just you wait, Pinky, you'll see what Al made me. He made me just perfect. I hope that you'll love me no matter what...because I definitely love you, Sugar Pie!
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| Sunday, 31-Oct-2004 00:00 |
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Happy Halloween!!
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Me, explaining Halloween to the Alien: It's gonna be great, Al. We get to go to all the houses in the neighborhood and yell, "Trick or treat!" We'll get lots of candy...and lots of compliments on how great we look. I tell ya, Al, it's gonna be great! Halloween is a real ego booster. You're gonna love it!
Al: What's the trick part?
Me: Not everyone gives out candy. Some people don't turn their porch lights on. Others tell you they ran out of candy. For all of those party-poopers, you get to play a trick on them. And this year, it's going to be the best trick of all.
Al: Why's that?
Me: Because those fools are the ones that you get to take home with you to your planet. You get research subjects...we get the neighborhood cleaned up!
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| Friday, 22-Oct-2004 00:00 |
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Just a Fool in Love...
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Pinky, I'm so glad to hear from you. You're as beautiful as ever! I found these flowers just for you...they'll make a perfect bouquet on our wedding day.
And to all you guys that told me to pull up my socks...# 1 I don't wear socks and # 2 sometimes you have to show a woman exactly how much she means to you.
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| Tuesday, 19-Oct-2004 00:00 |
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Wasting away...
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I'm dying without you, Pinky.
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| Sunday, 10-Oct-2004 00:00 |
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OM + Pinky = True Love
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Pinky, my dear Pinky, what do you say?
Will you be my beautiful wife?
Together we can spend our life
We can love each other every day.
You're the perfect gal, in the color pink
Let's be together day and night
Of no one else can I think
I love you with all my might.
Pinky, my dear Pinky, what do you say?
Please come and live with me
The perfect husband I will be
My love will be yours every day!
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| Saturday, 2-Oct-2004 00:00 |
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Pink Paradise
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Pinky, will you marry me?
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Pinky, will you marry me? You're the most amazing girl I've ever seen...and you're pink. Pink is women and flowers. I love pink. I love you. Won't you love me, too?
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| Sunday, 26-Sep-2004 00:00 |
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Chances Are...You Might Like It
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Start with crushed ice...
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Gently mix a little Stoli Vanil with a hint of Grand Marnier...
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Add orange juice and enjoy outside on a gorgeous afternoon
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I don't drink much, but when I do it's got to be orange!
Have you guys ever been in a liquor store? WOW! There sure is a lot of great stuff to look at...and imagine the look on the clerk's face when I walked in! He kept glancing at me as I wandered around looking for those special ingredients to make my favorite beverage. I took my time finding what I needed, partially to enjoy the surroundings and partially to mess with the clerk's mind, and then took my selections to the counter to pay.
Clerk: How am I supposed to card a monkey? You're not even real!
Me: Well...if I'm not real, then I can just walk out the door without paying and no one will be the wiser.
The clerk stared at me with a dazed look in his eyes...and watched me walk out the door! "That didn't just happen," I heard him exclaim as the door closed behind me.
This is my very first Photo Challenge, and I am super-monkey-excited that my favorite drink fits the theme!
50/50
Stoli Vanil (vanilla flavored vodka)
Grand Marnier (orange flavored liqueur)
Orange Juice
Crushed Ice
2 glasses - 1 for mixing and 1 for drinking
Mix a little bit of Stoli, a hint of Grand Marnier, finish off with orange juice and enjoy!
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| Sunday, 19-Sep-2004 00:00 |
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Mums The Word
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Have you guys heard Korn's remake of Cameo's Word Up song? Remakes are usually a terrible slap in the face to the original artist, but this one is M N K E Y C L !
Kinda like me.
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| Monday, 6-Sep-2004 00:00 |
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Lost at Sea
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S. O. S.
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I tried floating to Japan, but I only made it to South Dakota before my leaf sank.
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